Words of Wisdom from the Colonel
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Topics and my opinions on it:
Swimming:
-Its Wet
-Speedos are for old farts from Russia, just like at the beach. .. . . rite jenna and robert?
Salsa:
-The dance, not the food.
-It's the salsa.
Monkeys:
- They are nutheads.
Doritos:
- 2 flavors that are good.
- Theyre doritoish.
Yankees:
- Best team ever.
- They rock.
- Soriano- MVP! 2003! and a ring too!